under the sea
The jars went to Malibubu!
Enjoy the new Under the Sea Collection. The ocean controls the moon tides and weather patterns. Without her ecosystem life as we know it wouldn’t exist. This collection is an homage to the Ocean and the beautiful creatures that live in it (including Mermaids 😏)
These jars will have some sand on them and that’s part of their charm!
🍰shop the new collection🍰
read the jar origin story
A look into the jar process, among other things.
collections
collections
The jars went to Jarshua Tree, y’all!
Enjoy the Joshua Tree Air B n B collection! These hand painted one of a kind unique jars are imbued with good desert vibes.
joshua tree air b n b
BEWARE: this one will cleanse ur nast vibes.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
this will help you amplify your crown chakra and receive the clarity you need to convince you to be my girlfriend or boyfriend (i'm not picky). buy at yr own risk.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
it's a plate! it's a jar! it's a plate on a jar!
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
First she tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her. And then she went to the porridge of the Little Wee Bear, and tasted it, and that was neither too hot nor too cold, but just right, and she liked it so well that she ate it all up, every bit!
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
house party
It’s party time. P-A-R-T-WHY?? Because I gotta!!!
Enjoy the new House Party collection! Featuring one of a kind hand painted jars that you can take to the House Party with you. If you bring *treats* to the party in these cool jars you will more likely be perceived as “cool” and may even make at least one friend. If not, you can always hangout alone in the smokers corner with your jar.
night fever night fever
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
try to eat your mushrooms with food or else u may throw up (i heard if you throw up you trip harder though)
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
Real working lighter attached. Making this more expensive because I don’t want you to buy it, I like it too much. Barely used (i’ve used it a little)
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
Served with a side of purple ketchup that expired in 2001.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
Enjoy the new Grandma’s Estate Sale collection! Along with her belongings Grandma passed to me her smoking addiction and profound need to fill every inch of my home with trinkets.
grandma’s estate $ale
mirror, mirror, on the wall… can you pass me the bong?
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
these usually go for thousands but I’ll give you a discount since grandma’s dead.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
jar made with a miniature vintage perfume bottle (you can use the perfume if you want but it smells like shit.) looks good though.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
Grandma had many addictions and gambling was just one of them.
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Hand painted unique decorative jar made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles. You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
jars 4 stuff
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Hand painted unique decorative jars made with love and anxiety in Los Angeles.
You can put your wee3ed in here!!! Or anything you fucking want. Or you can put nothing in here at all. Either way this is a functional art piece so treat with tender loving care for maximum preservation.
visual art
Collage art, mixed media, painting, digital, analog, whatever, forever.
Cummissions + zines
Everything from t-shirts, album covers, show posters, photo backdrops, to medical forms, memes, zines, etc.
jarCHIVE
Designing and staging chaotic jar sets and altars is my passion. Step inside for custom order information and a peek at my archive of discontinued jars.
jar cummissions + wholesale
Interested in your very own jar tailored exactly to your liking? Like the certain look of a current jar but want it a lil different? Want to build your own jar and I send u the materials(B-Y-O-J?) Want to place a bulk order? Tell me your thots! The options are semi-endless within perfectly good reason!